The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

I tole this from my friend Bill who stole it from someone else. Since I am listening to my cd player I thought it might be fun to try. I have a disc with like 175 mp3's on it. Putting on shuffle now.

 

 

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!


How does the world see me?
Song: Eleanor Rigby
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: I must really be forgettable.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: I Hope You Die
Artist: The Bloodhound Gang
Comments: So I guess the moral is to be happy don't piss people off by flipping the bird at other drivers?  

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Dust in the Wind
Artist: Kansas
Comments: I am not quite sure if I should be pissed at my cd player or not.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Internet Porn

Artist: Da Vinci's Notebook
Comments: At this point I am seriously contemplating never playing this cd ever again. Either that or never use shuffle again to answer questions...

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Smooth Criminal
Artist: Alien Ant Farm
Comments: I am so confused. These don't even make sense, not that they should, but damn this is pretty messed up.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Mr. Zebra
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: Just  going with the crazy flow now.

Why is life full of so much pain?
Song: All That She Wants
Artist: Ace of Base
Comments: Life is so painful because I have to admit that I like Ace of Base

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Blood Roses

Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: Sometimes I am nothing but meat

Will I ever have children?
Song: Fat Bottomed Girls

Artist: Queen

Comments: Gotta make the world go round

Will I die happy?
Song: This Jesus Must Die

Artist: Jesus Christ Superstar

Comments: Yeah so I like some weird music

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Don't Funk With My Heart
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Comments: If I catch anyone trying to funk with me they better watch out

What is happiness?
Song: Techno version of Pachabel's Cannon in D
Artist: I don;t know who made this version
Comments: This version which took me 3 years to find again is pure happiness in and of itself. Yeah the cd player got one right. 

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: All Around the World
Artist: ATC
Comments: la la la  la la la la la

How will I be remembered?
Song: Playboy Mommy
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: Gues the player likes Tori. :)