Funny joke I was emailed...

Disappearing Wife

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being
payday, instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the
boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was
confronted by
a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two
hours with a
tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him. "How
would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday
came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see
her a little out of the corner of his left eye.